Adios, Yelapa; que te vaya bien

 
Soccer is an essential in Yelapa, and a spontaneous game can break out at any time — especially on the beach

Goodbye, Yelapa; may all be well with you.

We’re back home in Gig Harbor, now, under a quiet but near constant rain. Having stored up as much tropical sunshine as we could, we can’t complain much about this Northwestern, mossy damp. It’s bringing up the spring bulbs and grasses, and all the trees are dancing.

For this last posting to my Yelapa blog, I’ll just admit that I already miss the place and all the people in it — especially the kids.

 

... and there's always pidgeon chasing

 

 
 
 
 

... or marbles

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Simply standing in the warm sand is also nice.

 
 
 
 
 

... or playing your own, secret game

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sometimes teasing your cousin is the most fun you can have!

 
 
 
 

Sometimes we walk on the seawall

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

After school, there's homework

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

I like to carry around my hermanita -- little sister (until she cries)

 
 
 
 

The whole neighborhood celebrated Teresita's third birthday with a street fiesta

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

tres caballeros

 
 
 
 
 
 

Nothing like a tubfull of water on a hot day

 
 
 
 
 

"Some day I'm gonna have my own panga!"

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Never too young for soccer

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

... just takes coordination & balance

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

oops

 

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Of brown skins, white and … tan

Alejandro, Huichol artisan, lives in the Sierra Madres but comes to Yelapa regularly to sell his creations to tourists.

 

The hem of her long, brightly patterned skirt dragged a bit at the back when she walked, as though she might have shrunk. She carried a big, low-slung woven bag that bounced off her left knee with each stride. Her feet were big, callused and bare, but her arms displayed intricately beaded bracelets.

Local Huichol Indians sell beaded bracelets and artifacts, popular among the expats and tourists.

Partially hiding her face was a huge blue cotton hat tied on with a purple scarf, and she walked confidently but with her head down as if in deep thought. When she looked up at me I was surprised to see a face that looked to be about 110 years old.

 

Travellers coming in to Yelapa Pier by panga

Yelapa people can be loosely grouped into three types: Locals, brown skinned with dark hair and bare feet, and most often busy with some task (cleaning the hull of a panga, cleaning fish, washing clothes, playing beach soccer); tourists, pasty-faced, soft-fleshed, carrying cameras, and wearing “resort clothing,” including attractive shoes, ill-suited for the village’s rocky streets; and, thirdly, the “ex-pats,” (ex-patriots) mostly Canadian and American but with a few Europeans here & there, coming in all descriptions of dress and grooming. The latter group are mostly close to-, or post- retirement age folk, including the lady with the blue hat. The tropical sun takes a toll making it easy to tell who’s lived in this latitude the longest.

 

The pale way

 The tourists are day trippers, shipped in on a big double-deck tour boat, several times a week from Puerto Vallarta — 45 minutes away by water. They come to see the “authentic old Mexican village” for a few hours: some just lay around the beach enjoying margaritas or Pacifico beer from one of the little cantinas on the sand; others buy a guided mule ride up the river to the falls; some simply wander the little streets looking at the town and trying to avoid running children and wheelbarrows, as well as the mule muffins. The latter are easy to spot because they’re inevitably lost in the town’s dusty maze, pointing quizically” this way?” and checking their watches.

 

Unnamed ex-pat heading toward the pier

“Magdalena,” the lady with the blue hat, originally from the U.S., now makes her home in this tiny town among the ex-pats here. Her given name was something else at one time; however, like a few others, she chose a Mexican name to use for her seasonal residency in Yelapa. And Magdalena is a good example of our temporary, fluid community here. She lives “up river” (the Tuito River which flows from the Sierra Madres down into Yelapa Bay), while Mardy and I live out near “the Point” (the tip of the southern part of the crescent that is Yelapa Bay.) Still others live in rooms rented by the month in the village. But we all come together for fun & music often: at Rosario’s Restaurant (on the beach), El Cerrito’s (high on the path overlooking the bay), El Oasis (on the river) and other places, which open & close somewhat unpredictably. So many musicians make their winter home here that it takes little for an impromptu group to bring out their instruments — guitar, drums, keyboard, mandolin, guitarone, harmonica — and fling themselves into a jam… and to jam as long as there are people to listen.

 

Jungle arts

 Magdalena is one of many painters here, and she’s rarely without her acrylics and paper. Maybe it’s the ever-present sun that oils and fires up the muses in this place. Yelapa fosters a free-wheeling sense of discovery and creation, an awareness of being beyond the pale, outside the lines. Here people smile a lot, wear strange clothes and say outrageous, delightful things, sometimes. And art shows seem to materialize almost weekly — usually at Lagunita, the “hotel” (a collection of palm huts by the beach).

 

Some of the day's writers gather for almuerzo (lunch)

Every Monday at 10:30 the writers meet in the small, lush garden in back of El Eclipsé Café in the center of the village. The mix varies depending on who’s in town, and we spend a couple of hours together writing in response to the challenge of the day (i.e. “Begin with ‘If only…’,” “Write about love without using the word) for 45 minutes. And we hope nobody across the street turns up the mariachi music too loud to talk. Then we take turns reading what we’ve written. What a rich trip that is! It’s like peering, momentarily, into someone else’s relaxed and eloquent psyche.

This year, the ever-surprising Paloma (her adopted name, from New Mexico), who facilitates many of our writing sessions, also brought her collection of beads and offered free sessions of beading — again in the garden behind the Eclipsé. A satisfying number of local women and children, as well as ex-pats, came for it, each of us assembling a necklace (collar, “coyar”) or a bracelet (pulsera). We managed to bead together, communicating only in Spanglish and sign language. Somehow it worked. We had a ball.

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Jungle surprises

Casa Pepe palapa

 

Picture this:  You’re snug under your mosquito netting and drifting off to sleep to the soft night sounds of surf and crickets. Without warning, just a few yards from your bed, someone drops a big tray of dishes on the rocks outside! You fly out of bed, heart thumping, and squint into the darkness… Silence… Heart still thumping you switch on your flashlight, it’s puny light rebuffed by the jungle darkness… Still more silence… Then, just as you begin to crawl under the mosquito netting to get back into bed, It happens again, sounding even closer this time.

 

Could you sleep?

 

As we learned next morning, of course the shocking sound wasn’t made by crashing dishes. Who’d be silly enough to carry a tray full of dishes into the jungle at night?! Ho ho. Unbelievably, we discovered, the crashing sound was made by – birds. And not even big ones, at that. Turns out that the birds, “chakalakas”, are dark, fancy-tailed pheasant-like birds who, when it’s dating season, screech, overlappingly, “CHAKALAKALAKALAKA!! CHAKALAKALAKA!!” giving the illusion of a surprise attack by some supernatural jungle force as you cower in your bed, feeling helpless and probably doomed.

 

The beetle

The Mexican jungle is full of surprises. Another one appeared recently in the form of an amazing bug. It was a huge thing, big as my hand, called a rhinoceros beetle. We found this one sitting on a wooden rail at the edge of the village. When I gently touched his back leg to urge him to move, he simply rolled over — dead. So we took him back to the palapa to look him over. Apparently a male rhinoceros beetle uses his long “horn” to pry rivals away from the object of his affections. That night, we set him, still looking like a miniaturized medieval war machine, on top of the two-foot wall that encircles our palapa.

 

By morning something had eaten him, leaving only head and legs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Finding groceries in Yelapa

Tiendas (stores) in Yelapa take a little getting used to. They are shadowy & dark (electricity costs money) and quirky, and often contain free-roaming cats, dogs and toddlers, among other creatures.

Piri at the cash register

And each tienda has its hangers on. For instance in Piri’s tienda lately, you can depend on seeing Carlos hunched somewhere near the object of his affections “Jelly” who’s Piri’s granddaughter and in charge of the cash register most afternooons. (When I asked her name, she very clearly said “Jelly” — sort of unorthodox, perhaps, but she swears it’s correct.) Afternoons around 4:00 there are usually an assortment of men lounging on the broad stoop and on the fence across the street, drinking Pacifico beer, and gossiping or making jokes. There’s frequently also someone’s horse or mula standing there swatting flies and looking sleepy.

Jelly con novio

Piri’s always seems to be open except at mealtimes and during Sunday mass. It’s the last stop on your way out of the village and heading for the jungle palapas along the west shore of Yelapa Bay. As such it’s the place to snag that last-minute quart of beer, bottle of milk or saladitas (crackers) on the way home for the ex-pats who live here seasonally.

I buy my aspirins, bandaids, and tea bags from Letitia — one at a time, the manner in which such things are sold here (i.e. a tea bag is 30 centavos, about 2 1/2 cents). Letitia has only three fingers on her right hand. She lost her ring finger when the panga she was riding in bumped alongside another boat, crushing it between them. It’s apparently a frequent mishap as everyone uses the pangas to get places and in rough surf, particularly they often bump into one another or bump the pier while loading & unloading.

Letitia weighing peppers

Unfazed by the lost finger Letitia works the store daily. It’s about 30-feet square and jammed with foods and all sorts of things; and the store’s right in the center of the village and always full of people & dogs. You can buy a new pair of shoes there, a cap, a grocery tote, giant pink marshmallows, yam candy, and chicken legs, along with the usual assortment of fresh veggies, fruit, canned goods, tequila and controy (for making margaritas). Because of her nice, central location, neighborhood children run in & out, teens sit together whispering on her stoop, and an occasional quatrimoto (ATV) bumps by carrying blue bottled gas canisters, cement or the occasional toilet.

A big speed bump in front of Letitia's force the free-wheeling quartimotos to slow down

Hortensia’s is my personal favorite because she has good tomatoes & mellons; she often bakes cookies, little cakes and other sweets to sell. You can also order a custom pie with any kind of fruit for special occasions. Her aged mother sits in the broad doorway , enjoying a chat with any of the neighbors who happen by. She sits with a shrunken old man who seems content to hold court there with her. Across the street is another old man who sells flashlights, scissors, a few tee shirts, threads , clothspins, and some pirated Spanish DVDs.

Hortensia

Hortensia loves a good laugh and is ready to play with anyone who wants to tease her. “Tu vas a ser un gordito, si comes los todos, Jose!” (You’re gonna be a fatty if you eat all that, Joe!). Her store is the biggest and carries large quantities of all the local staples: frijoles (beans), squash, rice, green onions, jicama, corn flour, limes, peppers, corn husks, raicia. Raicia is the local moonshine, made from the roasted root ball of an agave and distilled into a clear liquid that can give you a significant buzz and take the enamel off your teeth!

You should only drink raicia when you’re no more than two steps away from your bed.

 

 

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Boys, beads & a princess

Of beads, boys, and beauty queens

Paloma, a jolly lady of a certain age who lives most of her life in Taos, NM and Yelapa, has hit on an idea to encouge some new intercultural fun here. Most of the time, we ex-pats are service consumers here and the villagers are service providers. But for two afternoons each month

Los ninos select their beads

Paloma shares her extensive bead collection with both groups for a beading free-for-all in the “garden” at La Eclipse. Her little posters are posted around the village, inviting all.

She knew some of her ex-pat friends (like me) would be there, and also a few of her Mexican lady friends and their daughters, but to everyone’s delight a number of chicos (boys) also showed up after school to do some beading as well: a couple of six-seven year-olds, some 10-11 year olds, and a few older ones — all making collares (necklaces) or pulseras (bracelets), having a lively time of it, then giggling and scampering away wearing their creations.

Along with the beading supplies, Paloma brought a big tub of semi-sweet purple juice for us to share called jamaica (ham-I-ca); it’s made by steeping hibiscus leaves in sweetened water — made like sun tea.

Paloma with nino & his new pulsera

We sipped jamaica together and improved a bit at our Spanglish, laughing at ourselves and complementing each other, “que hermosa, amiga!” “que bonita, tu pulsera!”

Last night was a purely local celebration, though, the big annual princessa pageant for 13 & 14-year-old girls. It’s a fund-raiser for the Yelapa school: Each candidate has a glamorous snapshot of herself posted on a cardboard collection box.

Princessa vote boxes at Hortensia's tienda

To vote for a girl, simply put a donation into the slot in the top of the box. Then the night of the pageant, the girls in their best, sexiest duds strutted out one by one to deafening shouts, yip-yips, and shrieks. Loud enough to immediately frighten away all the village dogs. The Princessa was then announced to more celebration and some jubilant dancing & drinking by all. Los mexicanos know better than anyone how to celebrate! No-one could tell us just how many pesos were raised, but it didn’t seem to matter.

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Voices at the gate

 ”Hola!” From time to time we hear this chipper call down at our little bamboo gate by the main trail — the one that follows the coastline beyond.

Amiga Judy (freq. visitor) at our gate

 

Those few seconds between “Hola” and actual arrival are deemed sufficient time for the visitee to restore one’s clothes, or perhaps feign sleep by answering with snores. While it feels to us as though we are well hidden, completely secluded in our jungle palapa, not a day goes by without at least one or two “Holas” ringing out from a gap in the greenery just below us.

Tomas & (frequent visitor) Beverly

Regularly it’s from one of our ex-pat neighbors arranging a gathering for music & food at one of the other palapas. Once a week we usually get a visit from Tomas the muffin man, selling his oversized, all-natural, nut & fruit-filled muffins, still warm from the oven.

Today, Agustina the pie lady arrived with a stack of pies on her head. She has one of the best kitchens in the village and her oven is always hot with some aromatic confection carmelizing inside. Today she’s offering, lemon or banana cream, pecan, chocolate or cheese pies. We bought a slice of each.

Yesterday we were greeted by a tall, affable herbalista with baskets of fresh herbs, mostly those used for healing teas or plasters.

Sampling Joaquin's herbs

Joaquin had a ready smile and seemed absolutely delighted to explain — in numbing detail — the salubrious effects of tea tree oil, certain tree barks, eucalyptus, arnica herbs, etc. All of it in rapid Spanish which my ears couldn’t always keep up with. I bought some Te de eucalipto, some arnica alcanforado (whatever that last word means), and a slim stick of arbol de piedras (rock tree) incense that makes a spicy little column of smoke that also helps discourage mosquitoes. The eucalyptus leaves I’ll use in a poultice next time our joints get sore or when someone has a chest cold.

On other days we’ve been visited by Ramone the cheese man with his big tub of soft-ball size cuesos de vaca (cow cheeses). Locals prize the fresh white stuff and use it in salads and over beans. Pretty mild stuff for a lover of aged, extra sharp cheddars, but we like to support local enterprise.

Paz (peace) & her nieto (grandson)

Paz stopped by, too, yesterday, just back from her first-ever plane flight — to San Francisco to see a long-away relative. Paz, of the waste-length hair, helps out a bit here at Casa Isabel and also does our laundry & delivers it for 80 pesos (around $6.50) She was eager to tell about her adventure and her high excitement at seeing mountain snow for the first time, her dark eyes sparkling even more than usual.

A great range of enterprise, si? Perhaps of a different stripe from other village sellers was our friend Samuel. (That’s Sa-mu-EL). He stopped by to drink a beer with us and share some fine ganja, which he sorted, cut, and rolled into several fat joints. He harvests it from somewhere in the mountains here. He wouldn’t accept any money for it; just a neighborly thing to do.

Samuel & Mardy con hieba

He’s a handsome man, husband, and devoted father of three young children whom he disciplines with a very stern hand. We saw an example of Mexican discipline two years ago at Casa Mariposa, when he’d seen need to whack his 10-year-old boy Mario several times with a sturdy tree limb. It’s good to be his friends, though.

Wonder who’ll “Hola” us today.

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The fine art of cement & bottles

The massive bottle mandala embedded in one of Beverly Taylor’s new cement creations, along with our artful new bano with its great conch shell waterspout would inspire any ready heart and idle fingers.

My own maiden creation was the first-ever ‘footed’ pee toilet, with shells for toenails, last year in one of the palapas “on up the tree.” A word of explanation:   Situated as they are on a dense jungle hillside, the nine Casas  (palapas) de Isabel are strung along a twisting, ascending stairway made of big, uneven stones tunneling up through thick jungle greenery.

rock steps to palapa "Yoli"

Arching over it all is  an ancient, towering parrota tree with a trunk bigger than some of the palapas beneath its canopy. As a result, no matter where you are on the hillside, you feel as though you’re in a vast treehouse. The Swiss Family Robinson comes to mind with all their jungle wildlife encounters and their fanciful invention using jungle materials. Perhaps cement is not exactly a natural jungle material, but here in Yelapa it is an inescapable staple and I’m determined to create with it, like Bev does.

The big bench of stones near our palapa is the nearest place we can get wifi here, so I’ve turned it into my jungle office desk, attempting to beautify it — or at least personalize it — in the process.

Our palapa with 'desk' at left atop big rock

First task in changing a high rock bench into an accessible desk was to raise the “floor” about eight inches. Santos mixed the cement for me whhile his nice dog Boby and Duffy did the sniff pas de deux nearby. (like Mutt & Jeff — Duffy had to stand on back paws to do the sniffing.) 

Santos & Bobby

After I’d cemented a new floor and rounded it so rainy season waters would run off it properly, I followed the Casas de Isabel tradition and decorated it with some pretty slices of stone and some pointed horn shells.

Local ‘art’

In the pic at right  you can see the ‘desk’ above my head and a bit of the design below it. (Remember, this is Yelapa, not Florence.)Now I go to sleeep each night with visions of cement and shell embellishments dancing in my head and waking with cement under my nails. 

It’s all so… Yelapa.

 
 
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The truth about ‘grass huts’

 

It's the tan scorpions with the worst sting -- or so they say

There must be zillions of them; they work unseen and constantly. Even the mosquitoes alternate between quiet and blood sucking; but the invisible thatch bugs never stop! The “sand” (“jungle crumbs” as locals say) they create dusts all surfaces in a palapa like ours, and constantly. Each day after I take my giant paintbrush and dust everything off, the “crumbs” are back by noon. Beverly, the doyenne of Casas de Isabel since Izzy died two years ago, says the little buggers feast on the palm thatch over our heads and extrude their fine bio ‘product’ on everything below.

View from our dining table; the ocean beyond

 

The mosquito netting on our bed protects us there, and sheets suspended over the table and cocina (kitchen) protect those surfaces somewhat from items dropping from above us (like lizards, beetles or scorpions). This is not a complaint, just a jungle reality that, for some, has caused some new palapas to now be built with cement or corrugated fiberglass. Not nearly so “rustico,” yes, but neater. Still there are a majority, or close to it, that prefers the old way. A new, bright green palm roof woven in the intricate, traditional way is a splendid thing.

 

A hurricane last fall tore away a chunk of our palm roof, which is now covered by an un-traditional plastic tarp. Next year there will be new green ceiling A-framed above us, and the thatch bugs will have a brand new feast, while the seven-year cycle between roofs will start all over.

our palapa -- Casa de Pepe

 

 

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Sierra Madres Lullaby

Mother mountains, cradle me
In leaves and stones,
With jungle scents
In this sweet home.

The tidal pulse
Does softly rock
While wild fruits
Ripen, blush and drop.

Through village lanes
The dusty feet,
Go darkly home,
Their day complete.

Night slips unseen
Through old, cool rooms,
Shuts eyes and flow’rs,
And summons Moon.

Sing me to sleep,
Great forest bed;
Your secrets hide
In dreaming heads.

How can I thank
This fecund land,
And rightly love
It’s sea and sand?

The forest sings
The night birds call;
It is enough,
Receive it all!

………………Lynne DeMichele

Offering of a votive candle, slic left by some unknown on an ancient fig tree by the rocks on the shore

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The Bautismo

 

Yelapa iglesia

The old woman was sitting in a wooden chair alone in the church doorway as I climbed the steps up to the old iglesia. She was deeply wrinkled and wearing a worn white shift; she flashed a big smile as I approached and nodded her head by way of greeting the only yanqui in sight that Sunday afternoon.

Great grandmama

 

Feeling out of place there at that time, I was grateful for her unspoken welcome and stopped to chat a bit, with my rudimentary Spanish. From the doorway I could see the chancel was still decorated with lots of big yellow flower displays. The sign which hung from the top of the church’s double doors said “Bienvenido, Obispo,” welcome bishop, and I’d heard that he had indeed, made a special visit to the parish the week before. In fact there were still yellow & white balloons strung across the three, little stone streets he would have walked on the way to the church that day. All this was the subject of our brief conversation.

 

But this day was going to be special too. There was to be a bautismo, baptismal mass, she said, nodding happily. Her own great granddaughter’s first rite of passage. As we talked, people began arriving in bunches.

La madrina y bebe

First in was Graciela, the madrina (godmother) in an ivory dress and hat, and carrying what seemed like a bundle of fancy laundry. It was baby girl, seven months, I was told. Surrounded by cloud of white lace and fine linen was little brown head in a fine white bonnet. The whole effect was like a great white blossom with a little brown face at the center.

 

Joining the madrinos were the baby’s mama, papa and sister (at 4 or 5 years, I’d guess) who was in her own fancy white gown, with little gold shoes and a gold tiara. She was carrying a big white baptismal candle in a toy, beribboned baby bassinette.

 

The family graciously allowed me to photograph them and provided me with an e-mail address where I could send the pix afterward. The young sister soon left the candle on a chair and went dancing about enjoying her finery. The baby reached her pudgy hand out to touch each of the faces that appeared, one by one, close before her. “Tan preciosa!” “Ay, que angelita!” they said. Her mama, Maria, was dressed for the occasion, too, in a short, form-fitting dress that showed off her curves, and a pair of platform stillettos which caused her to barely balance on tiptoes. The papa, Javier, wore a gold, straight-hemmed shirt and he towered over Maria, even with her stillettos.

Madrinos Graciella y Edgar with two sisters

 

Meanwhile three little abuelas (grandmothers and apparently widows) joined me on my back pew. They were (another) Maria, Imelda, and Silvia. I already knew Imelda, having met her last year when we were here. She’s Samuel’s mother and does laundry for seasonal visitors like me. And when the congregation stood for the priest, Padre Raul, as he walked down the aisle in his embroidered green chausible, I realized that – at 5’5” – I was the tallest woman in the room – by far!

 

Las abuelitas (grannies)

When Father Raul passed my pew on his way down the aisle, he smiled at me. He was likely all of five feet tall but carried himself with priestly confidence. He stopped at the open church doors and addressed the little baptismal group, who had moved back out to the church steps for the moment. He was officially welcoming this newest member of the parish. He anointed the baby with holy water and the little group then followed him into the iglesia, passing under the grand, new stained glass window, past the stone statue of St. Francis, and on up the aisle to the front pew.

The new window

 

For the actual baptism, Father Raul used a sea shell to dip the holy water from the baptismal font and gently slide it over the baby’s head, christening her Diana Samara. As he  pronounced   the ancient Latin words, the baby reached for the shell still in his hand .

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